how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?
i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me
I love when the supermarket sweet talks me.
Talkative/Overly Friendly White woman at the Farmers Market
aka Portland moms
No lungs. No cancer.
Falling down the stairs In Anime can only go two ways
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone