Dad: you're absolutely no fun
Me: it's 5 in the pissing morning.
But your best friend is still your best friend. Even from half a world away. Distance can’t sever that connection. Best friends are the kind of people who can survive anything. And when best friends see each other again, after being separated by half a world and more miles than you think you can bear, you pick up right where you left off. After all, that’s what best friends do.
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carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

carryonmy-assbutt:

lolfunnow:

My brother and his wife got in a fight last night. She apparently used his phone as a ninja star.

how hard did she throw that

maddiesharafian:

Sometimes, when my brain’s had all it can take, I just need to stand in my room with the lights off.  

maddiesharafian:

Sometimes, when my brain’s had all it can take, I just need to stand in my room with the lights off.  

yama-z-aki:

yama-z-aki:

someone restrain me

this only had 100 notes an hour ago what the fuck happened

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

These two… my heart is weak.

Fang PLEASE.

I turned my rose garden into a Korean flag! This took way longer than it should have…

I turned my rose garden into a Korean flag! This took way longer than it should have…